gankingghouls:

[breathes heavily] did you just mention harry styles

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Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals)

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whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

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jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

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tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

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… that’s Dean. Now, he could start a fight in an empty house, but deep down inside, he’s just a big ol’ Teddy bear.

(Source: true-pain)

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televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

image

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dolphinboy420:


choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

dolphinboy420:

choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill

(Source: bluelava3)

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