creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

(Source: mrchompers)

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I only plugged in to save rock and roll

(Source: releasethedoves)

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

There are two types of people in this world.

And apparently Blink-182 are both.

10,494 notes

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

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thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

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merster98:

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

that last comment omg

(Source: misstanwyck)

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I’m sorry but it confuses me why everyone freaks out about diamond rings

seath64:

This is a Diamond engagement ring (kinda obvious)
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And this is an Opal engagement ring.
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Just my opinion but why isn’t opal a giant thing :? You also get crazy variations like the Lightning Ridge Black Opal….

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Dragons Breath Fire Opal…..
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Even this fucking Harlequin Opal that looks like a rainbow on LSD
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…JUST… OPALS MAN

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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sheep98:

7hrone:

sheep98:

the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.

As an adult I manage my time wisely where I can ride a bike,do my job,pay my taxes, and also make fun of 13-16 year olds all in one day.

your icon is a pony

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fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

The best thing about concerts is seeing the band members faces light up when they hear a mass of people singing their songs.

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