meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist)

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abigalmills:

"you’ll get bored of video games at some point"

is that a fucking challenge

(Source: connorsbod)

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i-am-super-who-lock-ed:

consumingshadows:

im-sooo-changable:

sam-in-plaid:

cinderellas-cobwebs:

missdeannatroi:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

why the fuck is everyone calling them otter pops they are FLAVOR ICE

Tip tops???

Are they not freezies???!!!

Zooper Doopers?

ICE POPS!

That’s an ice lolly 

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notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

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themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

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philcoulson:

when ur friends get sucked into marvel and ur sitting there like

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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cowbuddie:

prucanchild:

ask-aph-bermudatriangle:

kirklandork:

ragingcontent:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

You can’t stop this circle now, it’s on a roll.

its the earth

draw a circle, that’s the earth

maRUKAITE CHIKYUU

NE NE MAMA NE NE PAPA

cowbuddie:

prucanchild:

ask-aph-bermudatriangle:

kirklandork:

ragingcontent:

cpwiser10:

youtubers-ftw:

ragingcontent:

Sometimes I want to draw but I don’t know what to draw and I kinda just draw a circle

NOW THIS FUCKING CIRCLE HAS 200+ NOTES WTF

Okay it’s a good circle but come on

You can’t stop this circle now, it’s on a roll.

its the earth

draw a circle, that’s the earth

maRUKAITE CHIKYUU

NE NE MAMA NE NE PAPA

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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