you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.
wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?
oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday
…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)
Omg I am IN LOVE with their King under the mountain color but if I ever wore it IT WOULD MAKE ME SO SAD.
their other colors include “No Oscar For Leo Dicaprio” and “Dammit, Moon Moon”
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing
THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN
This 67’ impala is in my backyard.
WHAT’D YOU DO TAKE THE MARK OF CAIN FROM HIM?!
HOW IN THE FUCK….
Why can’t I just be walking around I’m my backyard and find a ‘67 Impala?!
That motherfucker would be cherry as pie in 6 months. Bet.
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”
- Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
- Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??