enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

147,909 notes

intergalacticju:

thatnerdybakergirl:

crainneag:

vardaesque:

silvenhorror:

gerardandlindseyway:

onthesideoftheotters:

iamahendrocks:

This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.
Yes.
Really.

wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?
oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday



…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)

IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR

Omg I am IN LOVE with their King under the mountain color but if I ever wore it IT WOULD MAKE ME SO SAD.  

their other colors include “No Oscar For Leo Dicaprio” and “Dammit, Moon Moon”

SCREAMING

intergalacticju:

thatnerdybakergirl:

crainneag:

vardaesque:

silvenhorror:

gerardandlindseyway:

onthesideoftheotters:

iamahendrocks:

This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.

Yes.

Really.

wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?

oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday

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…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)

IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR

Omg I am IN LOVE with their King under the mountain color but if I ever wore it IT WOULD MAKE ME SO SAD.  

their other colors include “No Oscar For Leo Dicaprio” and “Dammit, Moon Moon”

SCREAMING

(Source: mouth-farts)

112,433 notes

yokeylolo:

U deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles)

78,139 notes

ashtonstawp:

pizzacal:

every luke version is bangeable

here come the tears 

(Source: fallenfor5sos)

29,450 notes

archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

archangel223:

That’ll be 10 groot please. 

86,197 notes

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

15,715 notes

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

80,670 notes

frustrated-fallen-angel:

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

tweequ:

myotpisgay:

This 67’ impala is in my backyard.

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NO BABY 

WHAT’D YOU DO TAKE THE MARK OF CAIN FROM HIM?!

HOW IN THE FUCK….

Why can’t I just be walking around I’m my backyard and find a ‘67 Impala?!

That motherfucker would be cherry as pie in 6 months. Bet.

27,971 notes

neckdeepinpetewentz:

you’ll find bands and tattoos here xx

neckdeepinpetewentz:

you’ll find bands and tattoos here xx

(Source: perma-scowl)

4,108 notes

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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565,713 notes

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

55,997 notes

bckybhnes:

"there’s no time for a black widow movie"

"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"

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10,999 notes

  • Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??

232,059 notes